SAYINGS

A compilation of some of the stupid shit we say.  If you think of something that should be added, email Beran


"So, uh, what's up with that upstairs or what?"Chase

"You know you want this!"

"I'm glad you got to see me."Beran

"Junk!"

"Thank God!"

"Are you talking?"

"Did you hear something?"

"How fast are you going?  ....  9."

"Stomach."Chase

"Weak."Chase

"Like a Snow Bunny on crack..."Beran

"You already won the trophy, Earnhardt!"Trash

"Where's your trophy at?"Trash

"Nice Halloween costume.  You goin' as a MILF?"

"How you doin'?"

"That ring don't cover no holes!"

"So, uh, what's up or what?"

"You can stay in that room!"

"Hello?"Justin

"When are you bringing some girls over?"

"We don't mind sharing!"

"We needed a sweatband to eat it!"Trash

"You don't need a bathing suit!"

"You are not a fucking princess!!!"Beran

"Justin, where's your sister?"

"Stop it, Kyle.  That's stupid!"Trash

"What is wrong with people?"Trash

"We'll probably be invisible."

"Uh, what are you talking about?"

"You hear dat?"

"Laah!"

"Uh, daddy, uh can you come pick me up at Patek's?  Schliff and Schlody are throwing lirelurks at me and callin' me 'coon'!"


 "We're not greedy!"

"So, you miss me or what?"Trash

"I won't show anybody."Beran

"There'd better be some fucking pussy there!"

"We can't help it we're badass!"

"Get fucked!"Patek

"Cody."

"Rat."

"Chase."

"You were there!"

"It's hard being badass!"

"I dug a whole pack outta my nose!"Trash

"Booyah!"

"THREEEEE!"

"Bring us some food."

"Hungry fella?"

"Hey boy."

"Fucked up........BAD!"Buckwheat

"Turn around."

"Left or right?  Go straight!"Trash

"What fraternity chapter are ya'll in?  9!"Trash

"How are ya'll alive?"Justin

"One day ya'll are eating 5 year old brisket.  The next day you're gourmet chefs!"Justin

"That's something Clorox won't wash off, Oh well!"Beran

"Shoot that horse!"

"Suck on my junk, biatch!"

"Did you drop your boot in the pit?"Trash

"What next?"

"She was smart!"

"Point!"Nav

"That's how I roll."

"So, what's up with that birth control or what?"

"Don't be scared of who you are."Beran

"Wanna see my snake?"Cody

"Wow!"

"Hallelujah!"

"Hey, fat girls need lovin' too."

"Who's dick do I have to suck to get a beer around here?"

"All units, we have a 10-15 at 101 Grant Way, please respond."KPD Dispatcher

1 hour later........"All units, we have another 10-15 at 101 Grant Way."KPD Dispatcher

"Did you get on top of that or what?"

"I'm kind of a big deal.  People know me."

"Puke 'n Rally!"

"Welp, it's about that time!"

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

"F!"

"What ya'll gettin' into tonight?"Chase

"It's all about the MegaPenis."Beran

"Are you fuckin' kidding me?"Beran

"I wouldn't kick her out."Beran